Hi Kari Kari, Tai Tai


The sun wants to fight me


spookyhella:

casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are

Via Random-osity

Captain Hammer, more like Captain Thin Shirt



thatmetticguy:

downatpumpkinhill:

babylonian:

there’s a cat in Bayonetta 2 that backflips out of the way when you attack it. game of the year 

image

He’s back.

who is this cat


Via Random-osity



torixmonster:

when the fuck is adventure time coming back

Via MANIA

I’m just never gonna be over “I shoved a trumpet up your ass”


  • me: instantly jumps to worst possible conclusion
Via ♡ ♥ ♡ ♥ ♡ ♥ ♡ ♥ ♡

occidentalthoughts:

No penis no. Don’t respond to that.

Via Geekery and Such

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

Via planet kat

(Source: xekx)


imperiosity:

The worst feeling ever is like, “well I’m really fucking used to this happening but it still really fucking hurt”

Via Oriental Rice Cracker

Also I have misread asian as aslan quite a few times and gotten very confused. “Fuck kind of Narnia shit are you talking? Aslan people? JfC”



benepla:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

(Source: coalgirls)


chocolaty:

cashtonsbiceps:

chocolaty:

*starts homework at 11pm on sunday*

Fuck I have homework

you see what i mean

Via Oriental Rice Cracker
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