My favorite band is this little group of newts I found under a log in the woods who play tiny trumpets made from hollow reeds and twigs
Oh yea I bet you can’t name 5 of their songs
1. Doot Toot
2. tiny fern
3. do NOT eat mushrooms you just find in the woods
4. broken heart broken trumpet
5. George Costanza is my hero
Literally the only way i know how to tell someone i care about them is by saying how much i fuckin hate their guts and their stupid fuckin face
I always ask:
"did someone do a cover or is this just pitched"
this question haunts me
Basically what me texting amounts to is if you take too long to respond, I send the picture anyway or I’ll refuse to send the picture if you say yes
DM: “You’re out of torches.”
Elf-Thief: “Don’t you have that alchemy spell? Can’t you transform something?”
Mage: “I roll to transform the tiger blood into diamonds that give off light.”
*rolls nat 18*
DM: “…congratulations, you have now bedazzled the cave walls with shiny tiger blood diamonds.”
Me writing anything: This plot needs more character death
Is your name Steven Moffat??
I said character death not gaping plot holes and poorly written characters with little decent development
Sekmet with her kitties - Cairo Museum [x]
Most humans might not still believe in the old Gods, but cats know what’s what!