can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person
Is this a comic? This should be a comic.
"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”
This comic I made over a year ago, but I’ve touched it up since and I’m happy to share it on tumblr C: while I’ve improved immensely since I made this, I’m still really proud of myself for making it.
ps. this was during a stage in my art where I was a little texture heavy, heh heh
Via Ramblings of a Weirdy
I wish I could magically stick obscenely large swords to my back with no apparent balance issues
im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it
my god it took me about 7 seconds to get it so you are NOT wrong there
Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”
AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE
This is one of those “most-bullshit-sounding-but-true” facts.
"Well Mr. Duck my conclusion is that I am a fucking idiot. LADJSFLASDJLFADSJLFHHLASDFJA I SHOULD’VE KNOWN”
I personally insisted we start using this at work and bought some ducks from a £1 shop, because our manager kept having people interrupt him to ask daft questions that they’d answer themselves before he could even reply.
Now, several times a day you’ll hear something along the lines of:
"Why do you think this database query… Quack." or
"If I could tell why the function wasn’t… Quack."
If someone walks up to you, starts talking and then just drifts off then you’ll hear a few people within earshot on our team says “Quack.” to them instead.
Just beat ME2, it’s 4 in the am